Ask the Experts: How Can We Make A Success Out of Brexit?

Why are you asking me? Did Palmerston put you up to this? PALMERSTON!!! I’ll KILL that f*****.
— Larry — Cat, Secret Prime Minister
Blah blah blah something about the Commission blah blah Treaty reference blah blah blah blah the end.
— My EU Politics Textbook — Which I definitely read
QUEEN ELIZABETH MUST SELECT A NEW AND FERTILE MATE IF BRUSSELS IS TO BE CONQUERED.
— Ant Queen — Queen, of Ants
Article 50: ACTIVATED.
Prognosis for sterling: TERMINAL.
Government strategy: NOT FOUND
— Death-O'Matic 5000 — Robot, Father of 3
Business is hard work you guys. But Britain’s a family, and like all families, it’ll pull through. Wales has a sex tape, right?
— Kris Jenner — 'Momager', child labour enthusiast
Blockade France and kidnap the Dutch Crown Princess.
— Trade Federation Viceroy Nute Gunray — Sneak, Lizard thing
*angles provocatively*
— Nicola Sturgeon's Right Leg — Appendage

 
 

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